Starting tomorrow, Saturday, October 5th, and Sunday, October 6th, between 11AM and 2 PM, students and seniors finally receive the recognition and help that they darn well deserve.
Students: Show your card to receive a one-hour session for $70. That’s it. I’m not doing an age-related student special either – if you’re still reworking the second paragraph of your Master’s thesis at sixty-one, well, that’s just dandy.
Seniors: Show your gray hair and wrinkles, grandad. Sorry, laugh lines. And I’ll show you mine. Same pricing, same deal.
These prices are available ON THE DAY – no advance booking. Call from 9AM. You will notice that there’s room for only two of these appointments. So get those elbows flailing!
This is no proposition for pussies.
First Saturday and Sunday of each month: student and seniors specials. One-hour appointment, $70. Can’t be combined with other offers. Call on the day. I reserve the right to change or withdraw this offer without notice.