Hello my peeps, I’ve some breaking news for you and, before you turn five shades of cyan from holding your breath, here it is:
From now until end of year, Student and Senior rates are extended to full-time.
Just letting that sink in for a minute…
Yes, no longer relegated to the Outer Mongolia of once a month, students (18+) and seniors can enjoy ONE HOUR of my signature M2M bodywork for a trifling $70, any time, any day. Why, I used to spend more than that at Varsity pub night!
Just show me that student card. Seniors, show me something – you know, grey and wrinkled. And I don’t mean your Shar Pei!
Seriously, I’m pleased to offer these rates to encourage everyone to enjoy male touch in a non-judgmental, safe and discreet environment. I look forward to working with you soon.