Get yer rocks on! PLUS end-of-year massage madness

Hey, Virginia, put down that Stoli bottle and answer me this:  Are we having fun yet?

While you’re figuring that out, may I suggest we haul back and bitch-slap 2013 into the great beyond, in preparation for planting a big, sloppy wet one on the pretty pink cheeks of 2014.  I mean, the coming year is bound to be better.

Isn’t it? 


DEAL 1:  Get your rocks on with Hot Stone Massage

stonesFrom now to January 4th, 2014:
Enjoy a luxurious Hot Stone Massage and feel the warmth for a mere $10 surcharge.

Heated basalt stones are placed on key points of the body to stimulate blood flow, and therefore toxin release and healing.  As well, they are used as a massage tool to relax and soothe aching muscles.  If you are especially sensitive to the cold damp Toronto winter, you will love how hot stones warm you to the core.

Or, as Nancy Mitford would have said:  “Utter, utter blissikins!”

Special pricing:
One hour:  $90
Hour and a half:  $120
Two hours:  $150


Massage Madness:  DEAL 2 for all clients

From now to December 31st:

Book an appointment for tomorrow or Tuesday (30th and 31st December, 2013) and get the second for half price! 

Payment at your first session.  Use the second session by March 15, 2014.  Not transferable.


NEW CLIENTS . FIRST ENQUIRIES:  Please use the following guidelines to contact me the first time.  Please read carefully, or your request may not reach me.

Text ONLY: 416 802 6163.

DO NOT CALL.  If you are not in my phone list, your call will not reach me.
Once you’ve made an appointment, your number will be in my phone list and you will be able to call.

If you don’t have a phone that supports texting / text capabilities (or if you just prefer email), you need to

for your appointment.  For email, you need to allow at least 24 hours for your email to reach me and for me to respond.

CLIENTS NEW AND OLD:  If you don’t hear from me within 24 hours, please try again using the above guidelines.

I look forward to hearing from you.

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