It’s New Year’s Eve, and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to bitch-slap that old hag 2013 to infinity and beyond. Speaking of massage –
for today and tomorrow ONLY, enjoy one of these fantastic offers:
Offer 1: Book two sessions of any length, get the second one half-price. Take the second appointment within two months.
Value-add: If that wasn’t enough, I’ll let you enjoy hot stones with your massage sessions for a mere $10 extra per session! I must have rocks in my head! (Ed Mirvish – you have a lot to answer for…)
Pay for the two sessions in advance; hot stones are optional and you can pay at the session.
Offer 2. The morning after the night before:
On New Year’s Day, enjoy a spa-like two hours with:
hot stone treatment
a soothing and therapeutic aromatherapy massage
wakey-wakey: a revitalizing beverage from the juicer de ma cuisine: so packed with fresh veg and fruits to plump up those sagging cells, and fresh ginger to break down those.. toxins...why, you just might make it through the day, dude! (It’s also delicious. Trust me.)
$150 all in.
That’s it for me, for this year. Now, pucker up and plant a big wet one on the quivering pink cheeks of 2014!