Special deals for August

Hello campers,

Two words:  air-conditioned comfort.  

(Or do compound adjectives count as two words, making a total of three words?  Hmmm.  You can see how difficult it is to be me.)

Apart from keeping your cool, there are lots of other reasons to come for an appointment today (Holiday Monday), Tuesday and Wednesday, BEFORE I continue my sweltering practice on the island of Manhattan:

1.  First time or hundredth time,  I take your privacy and safety very seriously, and respect your need for discretion. Shhhh…!

2. I offer a calm refuge from your ever-present, high-maintenance extended family.  This includes your partner, by the way.

3.  I’m by turns witty or taciturn as required, and, unlike your family, low maintenance and always adorable.  What can I say?  It’s a question of sensitivity…

4.  YOU DESERVE IT.

5.  Oh, and 10% discounts for ALL clients, new or familiar.  These three days only.

Book now !

Text (always preferred) or call :  416 802 6163

Please call at least one hour before your preferred time.

Happy August!

 

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