… oh, baby. Talk to me in legalese…
Please check out my new guidelines for clients, a.k.a. Terms of service. Click on the link to be taken to that page. I’m getting a woody just thinking about it.
Now, 99.99% of you are sensible, reasonable, regular chaps with regular expectations. And I love you all.
But that other 00.01% … ! Oh my fur and whiskers! More entitled than the crowned heads of Europe, but less subtle with the inbreeding, they act as though they’ve been brought up with a platinum spoon wedged into their dentures and a 24-hour, on-call concierge service at their fingertips — a pity they’re mostly too exhausted from collecting benefits to pick up their new iPhone 5. Except of course to summon muggins here, yours so truly, to whom they pant: “Gimme a session, now now NOW, sweetie!” before collapsing onto the heap of unopened ODSP cheques…
So let’s just say they’re a teensy bit prima in the donna department. These guidelines therefore are to preserve both our sanities. Unless, which I sometimes suspect, there’s only one sanity extant at a time and it keeps being someone else’s turn.
And for those of you who hate rules, I can only say: good fences make good neighbours. Hey, just look how well that works with the U.S. and Mexico!
See you soon.