Let’s get hot and heavy…

… oh, baby.  Talk to me in legalese…

Please check out my new guidelines for clients, a.k.a. Terms of service.  Click on the link to be taken to that page.  I’m getting a woody just thinking about it.

Now, 99.99% of you are sensible, reasonable, regular chaps with regular expectations.  And I love you all.

But that other 00.01% … !  Oh my fur and whiskers!  More entitled than the crowned heads of Europe, but less subtle with the inbreeding, they act as though they’ve been brought up with a platinum spoon wedged into their dentures and a 24-hour, on-call concierge service at their fingertips — a pity they’re mostly too exhausted from collecting benefits to pick up their new iPhone 5.  Except of course to summon muggins here, yours so truly, to whom they pant:  “Gimme a session, now now NOW, sweetie!”  before collapsing onto the heap of unopened ODSP cheques…

So let’s just say they’re a teensy bit prima in the donna department.  These guidelines therefore are to preserve both our sanities. Unless, which I sometimes suspect, there’s only one sanity extant at a time and it keeps being someone else’s turn.

And for those of you who hate rules, I can only say: good fences make good neighbours.  Hey, just look how well that works with the U.S. and Mexico!

See you soon.

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