I don’t know about you, but 2015 was not exactly the high point of my storied life, though I set the bar rather high. Let’s just draw a veil over the entire twelve miserable months.
So I’m choughed (as the British say – pronounce it “chuffed” and don’t ask questions) that this tired old hag of a year is dragging her sorry, saggy ass out the door, with a little helping high kick from my Doc Martens.
You may be wondering. Yes, friends, I will be available to you and your aching deltoids, biceps and glutes (et very cetera) on New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day.
GET YER ROCKS ON! Tis the season for hot stone massage.
Hot stone massage – in which I use heated basalt stones to apply delicious, deep-penetrating heat to the body, will bring you soothing warmth right to your core and banish the damp chill of Toronto’s miserable winter. In fact, I only offer this value-add during the winter months. Be sure to book in advance to feel the glow.
437 580 3040 (call early on the day if possible)
firstname.lastname@example.org (one day ahead at least)