Canada is 151 years old tomorrow, Sunday July 1st. We didn’t have our own flag until 1965, or ownership of our Constitution until 1982.
We’re still pretty young, a bit diffident, a bit unsure of ourselves.
Maybe this trade war will be our watershed moment. Bring it on, I say. I’d be ashamed if Trudeau DIDN’T raise hackles on the Apprentice Prez.
Anyway. Back to Canada Day, and if you think I’m going to be taking a day off to drink Labatt’s 50 and eat Beaver Tails, you’d be mistaken.
I was trying to come up with a suitable offer to encourage you on-the-fence guys to shoot me a text and try an appointment.
So here it is:
For tomorrow ONLY, Sunday July 1st, you can book a regular-priced appointment, OR you can book tomorrow plus a second appointment for $151.00. That’s a $49 saving over two appointments booked à la carte.
Guidelines about this offer:
- NEW and CURRENT clients can both take advantage of this offer.
- You can pay cash, or via e-transfer, but NOT Paypal. For e-transfer, use my email email@example.com, and do remember to tell me the answer to the security question!
- As long as you make your payment by 5 PM tomorrow, Sunday July 1st, you can opt to come at a later date for your first appointment if you’re all booked up for Canada Day.
- Use the second appointment within two calendar months, give or take. I’m not watching the clock waiting to pounce; on the other hand do your best to follow this timing as much as you can.
That’s it! So come out and have a relaxing session that will set you up right for the work week.
I often get texts or emails asking me to “tell me a little more about the massage.” I usually tell the sender to look at this site first, and determine if they still need more info once they’d done that.
Some people have been looking at this site literally for a couple of years before contacting me.
No description that I can give is as good as actually attending a session. You really need to experience one. A session, if you are exploring new directions, will help you understand yourself better; don’t expect an earth-shattering experience, just a NEW one.
And don’t forget that we’ll chat at the start so you can let me know of any boundaries you might have, so I can treat you appropriately. It’s quite acceptable to ask for straightforward, therapeutic massage, and I emphasize that I’m trained in bodywork – you will always leave knowing that you’ve had a professional massage, it’s my bottom line.
Make the appointment, dude!
TEXT: 437 371 0584 or email firstname.lastname@example.org (please do this as early in the day as you can).