Guys! Just a few more hours of my $80 welcome to spring (though you might not totally get "spring" when you look out the window) special for ALL clients, new and current. Text me NOW at 437 371 0584 and pick up an appointment this afternoon / evening at my lowest rates! Can't make it … Continue reading Ends today: $80 sessions for everyone!
In case, like me, you spend a lot of time under your personal rock, you may not know that I'm offering $80 sessions (regular price $100) to everyone until March 1st at 5PM. Then you'll just have to wait until next time. Yes, $80 for a generous hour to ninety minutes (usually always closer to … Continue reading Only thirty-six hours more of my $80 “Welcome to Spring” special pricing!
My phone problem is solved and you can reach me as always at 437 371 0584 PLEASE prefer text to calling, and above all, remember: If you do call, don't leave a message! Just try again. I MAY pick up the phone, but I will not hear your message, ever. I just don't use voicemail. … Continue reading I have phone!
Come one, come all, if you'll pardon the expression, for an expert, professional massage and celebrate the end of winter. Well. As far as I'm concerned that's now. Being the sort of kid who nagged about opening Christmas presents so relentlessly that I finally got my family to change the tradition so we dealt … Continue reading Special pricing until February 28th
OK campers, you know about my phone emergency. (If you don't, my phone was stolen this past Wednesday and it was not a great moment - my only means of internet connection right now.) So not to be subtle about it - I'm going to offer $60 sessions for tomorrow Sunday 18 and Monday 19. … Continue reading Sunday special / let’s do win/win!
Dear Clients: Yesterday, Weds 14th, my phone was stolen. This means a couple of things: I need your bookings more than ever, to sort this out - my phone was my only Internet connection at the moment; and It will be slow to contact me. Please allow ONE FULL DAY at least for a response. … Continue reading A Funny Valentine…
Hello, chaps, I'm offering sessions today, Sunday 4th Feb - three to be exact - for $60 for one hour, just to encourage you to see me in the blizzardy conditions. Are we Canadian or what? Little bit of Internet connection problems happening, so I'll check for your enquiries before 12 noon tomorrow - you … Continue reading $60 Snowy Sunday
On the fence? Have you been lurking, trying to decide about making an appointment? If you're a new client, come for a session today, 31st Jan, and get a 10% discount. If you like what you experience, pay for some sessions in advance and lock in the savings: Two sessions pre-paid for $160 (save $40) … Continue reading New client offer: today only
Did you know I'm a writer? I'm launching a book in Spring of this year, but before then - practically tomorrow - I'm launching the very same book in EPUB format, perfect for your Kindle or other e-reading device. There will also be a PDF version for those of you who don't have e-readers. The … Continue reading My alter ego has been busy, and the results may make you laugh. (That’s a good thing.)
Did you know I sometimes offer discount rates to fill in times that people have cancelled? Well, now you know. Follow my site to stay informed and you'll receive an email whenever I post something. I have a 6 PM spot open today - TEXT ME at 437 371 0584 as soon as you can … Continue reading Hey, cancellations for me means opportunity for YOU